Got one last side story before the Ford EcoBoost 400! This will not only welcome 2 new members to the NASCAR family, but set up the post-Homestead side story.
We begin in the motorhome of Danny Fenton, the current Sprint Cup Series points leader. He qualified 20th on Friday, leaving him with a difficult road to the championship. All he must do is finish ahead of Phineas Flynn, Kim Possible and Tommy Pickles to claim his first Sprint Cup. We see Danny in the 'living room' of his motorhome with his relief driver, NASCAR Nationwide Series champion (and his teammate in 2015), Matt Quinlan, as they battle it out in NBA 2K15 for PlayStation 4. The game at hand pits Danny's favorite team, the Chicago Bulls, against Matt's favorite team, the New York Knicks.
Matt: Double teaming Carmelo Anthony....well played, Fenton. However, you forgot about Amare Stoudemire! From behind the arc....Anthony....alley-oop to Amare....
Danny: REJECTED BY DERRICK ROSE!
Inez: Really, Matt? How could you not have covered Derrick Rose?
Matt: Oh, I had Rose covered....I just didn't expect Danny to be THIS GOOD at NBA 2K15! I've never played any game in the NBA 2K series against anyone but you, Jackie or Slider!
Inez: Yet you've only beaten me once.
Matt: Oh, can it, Nezzie!
Naturally, a reaction like that left Danny's sister Jazz confused. She had but one thing to say....which was essentially the only thing on her mind right now.
Jazz: Let me guess, Matt....you and Inez boyfriend/girlfriend?
Matt: Uh....yeah. How'd you figure?
Jazz: Oh, I don't know....maybe the fact that you have a cute petname for her, you guys are always flirting when you're atop the pit box and....you're kissing her right now.
Sure enough, Jazz's suspicions were right. Matt and Inez were making out right next to her. Matt and Inez broke off their makeout session, knowing that they were in trouble with Danny's sister, with only one thought.....
Matt: Yeah, Inez?
Inez: We are so busted!
Matt: Yes, yes we are.
While Jazz smiled in victory, she was quick to realize that all was not right with Danny. She almost forgot that her brother's girlfriend and usual crew chief was due any day with twins. This meant that Matt had to be ready to jump into the 16 car at a moment's notice. Only when Sam walked in did Jazz figure out her brother's current situation. Sam wore her usual black and green plaid miniskirt and black tank top, complete with black combat boots and purple leggings. This display of darkness stunned the Nationwide Series Champion and his girlfriend to no end.
Matt: Are you seeing what I'm seeing, Nezzie?
Inez: Uh...yeah! I had no idea that Sam was a goth chick!
Sam: That's because you guys never got to know me until now.
Earlier this year, Sam Manson was as slim as a twig. Now, towards the end of her pregnancy, she's a human version of Shamu the Killer Whale. Her abdomen now measures at 36 inches long and her womb is 9 inches above her navel. Danny never expected this to happen when he and Sam were skinny dipping in Lake Lloyd back in February at Daytona (mainly because he's a C+ average student and nearly flunked health class), but it did.
Danny: You know, if I didn't screw up in Tetslaf's health class, I would've figured this out 4 months ago.
Jazz: Danny, what am I going to do with you?
Before Danny could answer, a tight sensation coarses through Sam's body.
Danny: You alright there, Sam?
Sam: Not unless you count these contractions being a pain in the neck!
Matt: I think that's our cue to CUT AND RUN!
Inez: Right behind you, Matt!
As Matt and Inez leave to prepare for final Sprint Cup practice, Jazz takes out her Droid Turbo smartphone and dials up someone who's always been like a brother to Danny, their good friend Timmy Turner. (Note: Seriously, Danny and Timmy look eerily similar! They look like they could be brothers!)
Jazz: Hey Timmy, it's Jazz. Sam just went into labor. Can you come down here to the 16 trailer after final practice? Oh, and bring one of your Ducky Momo kiddie pools because I think we might be needing one. You rock, Timmy!
Just after final practice, Timmy charged into Danny's motorhome with his fairy family in tow.
Wanda: You haven't told us, Timmy...why the urgency?
Timmy: It's Danny. His sister Jazz called and told me that his girlfriend Sam is in labor. Danny's like a brother to me, Wanda. Something tells me I have to be there for him.
Jazz: Take it easy there, bro! No need to go kicking down doors!
Timmy: Relax, Jazz! It's just me.
Jazz: Good to see ya, Timmy!
Danny: How've you been, buddy?
Timmy: I've been fine, Danny. We'll catch up later. Cosmo, Wanda....get Dr. Studwell here as soon as possible! Poof, Sparky....you're coming with me!
Sparky: You got it, bro!
Poof: Here we go again.
Well played, Poof. Within a few minutes, Timmy's old Ducky Momo kiddie pool was filled and set up outside Danny's motorhome. Jazz and Danny walked Sam out to the pool where Timmy awaited their arrival with Dr. Studwell alongside him. Danny was in his checkered flag swim trunks and Sam was in a deep black two-piece bikini which showed off her baby bump. Once Sam stepped into the pool, a sharp pain went through her.
Danny: Sam, what's wrong?
Sam: Danny....my water broke....THE TWINS ARE COMING!
Danny: Hang in there, Sam. Timmy and Dr. Studwell are on the case.
Sam: I sure hope Jazz knows what she's doing calling Timmy in. Hey, Danny....can you help me out of my bikini?
Danny helps Sam out of her bikini, which revealed her dripping vagina and tender, milky breasts.
Danny: How's it goin' over there, T-man?
Timmy: As cool as it'll ever be....and don't call me 'T-man', Danny. Status report, Doc?
Dr. Studwell: Fetal heartbeats measure at 140 beats per minute. Judging by the size and tenderness of Sam's nipples, I can tell that she is about to start producing milk. There's nothing abnormal with her breasts nor is there anything wrong with her baby bump. Conclusion - the twins are healthy. Since her amniotic sac has ruptured, the contractions will become more frequent and much more violent.
Danny: And by 'frequent', you mean....
Dr. Studwell: About 30 an hour.
Danny: SUFFERING SPOOKS!
Timmy: Danny....you're becoming your dad.
Dr. Studwell: Anyway, Sam's cervix is only about 2 centimeters dilated. It'll be a while before she's ready to give birth.
Danny: Lucky for us, Matt and Inez are over at the Nationwide race. They won't be back until around 8.
Timmy: Here's hoping that Sam brings her twins into the world before Matt and Inez get back. I'm sorry, but I see it unhealthy for a 12 year old kid to witness a gross medical procedure like this one. No offense, Dr. Studwell.
Matt ended up 6th in final Sprint Cup practice and won the Nationwide Series Ford EcoBoost 300, clinching the series title. Since Matt practiced the car, Danny will have to drop to the rear of the field for Sunday's Ford EcoBoost 400. We flash forward to 8:30 PM. The Nationwide Series championship celebration continues on track while right near Danny's motorhome, he and Sam are about to welcome 2 new members to the NASCAR family. Danny had just turned to TeenNick for an episode of 'Drake & Josh' when.....
Sam screams as her vagina opens. She is now at full dilation, ready to bring her twins into the world.
Danny: Sam, cool it! I haven't left your side! Calm down, control yourself.
Sam smiles at Danny and kisses him. Their kiss is stopped short as she groans loudly in reaction to a violent contraction. A red stream appears from Sam's vagina. Following the blood comes a smooth, round lump, a baby head. Danny reaches down to Sam's genital area and smiles as he touches his baby boy for the first time, Sam adding a kiss as an afterthought.
With each contraction, the baby slowly comes out, his head becoming more visible. Sam pushes down forcefully, bleeding more noticeably as her moans become shrieks with tears forming in her eyes as her insides feel like a blown engine. With another shriek, accompanied by a huge push, the first baby's head was out. The blood that was flowing from Sam has now been replaced with white fluid from her cervix. After another contraction and push, the first baby slipped out of Sam's vagina.
Sam: And.....we got a boy, Danny! What should we name him?
Danny: Daniel Jack Fenton.
Sam: How'd I know you'd name him after yourself?
Danny: Sam, we've been best friends since we were 3. I'm pretty sure we know EVERYTHING about each other.
Another loud shriek is heard. This is a signal that Sam's 2nd baby is on its way. Danny takes a firm grip of Sam's and and kisses her to try to take her mind off the pain she's feeling. The head comes out after 10 pushes. By 9:50, after 18 pushes and 14 hours of labor, the 2nd of the twins is welcomed into the world and Sam's belly is returning to its normal size.
Timmy: Congratulations, Danny! You got a baby girl, too!
Sam: Let me name her, Danny.
Danny: Give it your best shot!
Sam: Let's see....Jasmine Rebecca Fenton.
Having already cut the umbilical cord from Daniel, Dr. Studwell takes his scissors and cuts Jasmine's umbilical cord, officially making her a free inhabitant of the planet Earth. Danny then jumps out of the kiddie pool and dries himself off. With little work at all, Dr. Studwell removes the placentas from Sam's cervix. She then dresses back in her usual black tank top and black and green miniskirt. (Note: Honestly, how many of those does she have?)
Danny: This is it, Sam. Our lives are about to change forever.
Sam: No doubt about it. How did you put up with it, Timmy?
Timmy: That's a story for another day, guys. Thanks again for your help, Dr. Studwell.
Dr. Studwell: Anytime, Timmy! Any time there's a medical emergency, don't hesitate to call me.
Timmy: You know I won't!
We now head over to the #3 Cheerios/GM Goodwrench Service Chevrolet, piloted by Otto Rocket. We won't be focusing on Otto this time. Instead, we'll be focusing on his crew chief and spotter, Twister Rodriguez and Reggie Rocket. We see them walking through the garage area, talking about the upcoming Sprint Cup race, when they meet up with someone they thought they wouldn't see again.
???: Hello, Regina!
Twister: Oh no, not him!
Reggie: (grunts) TRENT! How'd you find us?
Trent: Leave it to that purple-haired daredevil to rat you out.
Twister: Couldn't have been Tommy!
Reggie: Why are you here, Trent?
Trent: You know....Championship Weekend....and to take back what's mine!
Trent snatches Reggie in a burlap sack and throws the sack over his shoulder.
Twister: GIVE HER BACK NOW!
Trent: If you want to see your girlfriend again, meet me at Gatorade Victory Lane in 30 minutes. Bring your Duel Disk!
Trent then disappeared into the shadows with Reggie behind him. Twister was speechless. How could he have let something like this happened to his best bro's sister? Obviously, he simply had to call Otto! Luckily for him, he had Otto on speed dial on his iPhone 6.
Twister: (on phone) Otto-man, it's Twister. Meet me at Victory Lane. Trent has Reggie! Call Yugi too because I think Trent wants to duel me for her!
30 minutes later, we find Otto, Sam, Clio and Twister at Victory Lane....with no sign of Trent.
Otto: Yugi and Joey should be here any minute, Twist.
Twister: I knew I could count on you, Otto-man!
Otto: So where is that sexist jerk!
Trent: Why don't you try looking right in front of you?
Trent appeared at the Victory Podium with Reggie tied up behind him and a Battle City Duel Disk on his arm.
Trent: I was thinking you wouldn't show up at all, Rodriguez.
Twister: Well, I'm here! Now, for the last time....GIVE ROCKET GIRL BACK!
Trent: Listen here, Rodriguez. There's only one way I'll give your girlfriend back.....duel me! Win and she's yours. If you lose, she's all mine!
Twister: You sexist jerk! YOU'RE ON! FOR REGGIE!
Just as Trent and Twister's Duel Disks activate, Yugi and Joey arrive on the scene.
Yugi: We got here as soon as we could, Otto.
Joey: What's going on here?
Otto: Trent, the sexist jerk my sister used to like, just snatched her up and won't give her back unless Twister beats him in a duel.
Yugi nods and makes his way to the Victory Podium and raises his Millennium Puzzle.
Joey: Yo, Yugi. What are you doing?
Yugi: I've learned that there's only one way to deal with a bully.....you have to stand up to them. YU-GI-OH!
Yugi's puzzle activates, transforming him into the Pharoah Atem.
Yami Yugi: HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!
Trent: This can't be! It's....it's....
Twister: It's the King of Games himself!
Yami Yugi: That's right! I think it's time we upped the ante on this duel. Let's make it a 2 on 1 duel. Me and Twister against you!
Trent: Fine, Yugi....2 on 1. Since this is a 2 on 1 duel, the only way for justice to be served is for me to start with 16,000 Life Points, while you 2 begin with 8,000. Win and Twister will be reunited with his girlfriend. Lose and Reggie Rocket belongs to me! Now stand back, I'll go first! I DRAW!
Trent draws his first card. His hand contains Catapult Turtle, Magician of Faith, Legendary Fisherman, Revenge Sacrifice, A Legendary Ocean and Hysteric Angel.
Trent: First thing's first. I play this Spell Card! A LEGENDARY OCEAN!
An Atlantis-like ocean submerges Victory Lane as the card in question is activated.
Trent: Next, I'll summon this....THE LEGENDARY FISHERMAN!
A man with blue hair, similar to ocean duelist Mako Tsunami, takes the field riding a shark.
Twister: HEY! You have to sacrifice something to play that card! It's too powerful to summon to the field on your first move!
Yugi: With his Spell Card, he can.
Trent: You are correct, Yugi. A Legendary Ocean decreases the level of all Water monsters by 1. I'm afraid this allows me to summon my Fisherman directly to the field without sacrifices.
Yugi: Be careful, Twister. As long as that card is in play, he's at a dangerous advantage.
Twister: Don't worry, Yugi! We'll dry up his ocean in no time!
Trent: You'll sink long before that!
Yugi: You take the next move, Twister. Remember, this sexist jerk can't be trusted.
Twister: No sweat, Yugi. We're gonna put Trent out of business permanently! MY TURN! HERE GOES!
Twister draws his first card and adds it to his hand which contains Skyscraper, Elemental Heroes Bubbleman, Clayman, Avian, Burstinatrix and Polymerization.
Twister: Your ocean's as good as gone, Trent! I play this Spell! ACTIVATE SKYSCRAPER!
The ocean is replaced by a city filled with skyscrapers. Trent is taken aback as his ocean has been eliminated.
Twister: Now I'll play my Polymerization to fuse Avian and Burstinatrix in order to summon.....ELEMENTAL HERO FLAME WINGMAN!
A green and red mutant hero takes the field. His right hand is actually a dragon's mouth, ready to strike.
Otto: WOAH! Flame Wingman already? That's his favorite Fusion Monster!
Joey: Twister's not playing around.
Twister: That ends my turn.
Yugi: My move!
Yugi draws Beta the Magnet Warrior and adds it to his hand which contains Gazelle the King of Mythical Beasts, Berfomet, Kuriboh, Card Destruction and Mystical Elf.
Yugi: I summon Gazelle the King of Mythical Beasts in Defense Mode!
A horned lion creature takes the field ready to pounce on its prey.
Yugi: That'll do for now.
Trent: MY TURN! DRAW! I activate my Card of Sanctity! This forces us to draw until we each have six cards in our hands!
As per the card's effect, they all draw until their hands contain 6 cards.
Trent: Next, I'll activate DOUBLE SUMMON! This will allow me to summon out my NIGHTMARE PENGUIN and CATAPULT TURTLE....in Defense Mode!
ATK: 900 -> 1100
ATK: 1000 -> 1200
ATK: 1850 -> 2050
Trent: Now, Yugi....YOUR NUMBER'S UP! Legendary Fisherman, ATTACK HIS GAZELLE!
Trent's Legendary Fisherman rises to the surface and strikes Yugi's Mythical Beast with its harpoon, destroying it.
Trent: That ends my turn!
Twister: Alright, Trent! You better give back my girlfriend NOW because you're all done!
Twister draws his Hero Spirit Trap Card and adds it to his hand. His hand now contains Bubbleman, Clayman, Sparkman, Necroshade, Element Sword and Neos.
Twister: First I'll equip Flame Wingman with Element Sword! This new piece of weaponry gives my Hero an additional 800 points!
ATK: 2100 -> 2900
Twister: Flame Wingman, strike down his Fisherman with SKYDIVE SCORCHER!
Flame Wingman swoops down from one of the skyscrapers, engulfed in a cloak of flames and char-broils Trent's Legendary Fisherman, destroying it.
Trent's LP: 15150
Twister: Now for Flame Wingman's super power! Your fisherman's Attack Points get subtracted from your Life Points!
Trent's LP: 13100
Twister: I'll play 2 cards face-down and that ends my turn!
Yugi: And starts mine! Here goes!
Yugi draws Buster Blader and adds it to his hand. Looking at his hand, Yugi sees that he has absolutely nothing that can get past Trent's defenses.
Yugi: I summon Mystical Elf in Defense Mode!
Yugi: That ends my turn for now.
Trent: (draws card) I should've expected more from the King of Games. Guess I was wrong. I'll lay a monster face-down in Defense Mode and end my turn.
Twister: My turn again! Here goes! (draws card) I play another POLYMERIZATION card! With it, I'll fuse Clayman and Sparkman to form THUNDER GIANT!
What looked to be a 10 foot tall version of X-Men's Cyclops appeared on the field. On his chest was a series of lightning bolts, symbolizing his control over electricity.
Twister: Now for his effect! Once a turn, I can destroy any monster on your field who's original Attack Points are less than Thunder Giant's!
Trent: NO WAY!
Twister: I'm afraid so! Say goodbye to your Turtle!
Thunder Giant generates lightning from his palms and launches it right at Catapult Turtle, destroying it.
Twister: Time for my assault! Thunder Giant, take out his mystery monster with VOLTIC THUNDER!
The monster is revealed as Magician of Faith, leaving Twister shocked and Trent with an evil grin on his face.
Trent: It appears you've triggered my Magician of Faith's effect. Thank you, Rodriguez! Now I can bring back a Spell Card! I choose my LEGENDARY OCEAN!
Twister: I was afraid of that. I still have an attack left, so get set to get burned! Flame Wingman, take out his Penguin with SKYDIVE SCORCHER!
Just like before, Flame Wingman swoops down cloaked in flames. This time, his target is Trent's Nighmare Penguin.
Twister: And don't forget about Wingman's superpower!
Trent's LP: 12000
Twister: That ends my turn!
Yugi: And starts mine! DRAW! (draws card) I summon Kuriboh in Defense Mode!
Yugi: Next I play CARD DESTRUCTION! Too bad!
Trent: NO! That forces us to toss out our entire hand!
Yugi: I'm glad you know the rules, Trent. That means your Legendary Ocean card is gone again.
Trent: CURSE YOU, YUGI MOTO!
Yugi: Now we must each draw a new hand....right, Trent?
Yugi, Twister and Trent each draw 5 new cards, as per Card Destruction's effect. Trent does not look pleased as he was forced to toss out his Legendary Ocean card again.
Yugi: I'm through for now.
Trent: My turn! (draws card) First, I activate RAIGEKI! This will destroy all of your monsters!
A huge lightning bolt descends from the sky, striking Flame Wingman, Thunder Giant, Mystical Elf and Kuriboh, destroying them.
Trent: Now that your field's clear, it's time to work on your Life Points! I call Hysteric Angel to the field!
A fairy dressed as a lawyer appears on the field and adjusts her glasses.
Trent: Now I'll play Monster Reborn! This will allow me to bring back my Catapult Turtle!
Trent: Hysteric Angel, ATTACK TWISTER'S LIFE POINTS DIRECTLY!
Hysteric Angel fires a white beam of light from her glasses, striking Twister in the chest.
Twister: Now I know why I can't stand lawyers.
Twister's LP: 6200
Trent: If you loved that move, just wait until you see what I'm doing next! Angel, use my Turtle's launch ability to fire yourself at the defendant, Mr. Maurice 'Twister' Rodriguez!
Catapult Turtle launches Hysteric Angel at Twister, destroying Hysteric Angel but not before dealing serious damage to Twister's Life Points.
Twister's LP: 5300
Otto: You alright, Twist?
Twister: I'll be fine, Otto-man. No sweat.
Trent: Tell me, Maurice....are you beginning to understand my dueling strategy or do you need a hint? I plan on taking out the weakest link first, then I'll concentrate on Yugi! I'll place one card face down, then play the Spell Card ALTAR OF MISTS! After 3 turns, I can play any Ritual Spell Card I choose! The prosecution rests.
Twister: About time! MY DRAW! (draws card) I activate DOUBLE SPELL! All I have to do is discard a Spell Card, namely my Lucky Iron Ax, and I can use a Spell from your Graveyard. I choose MONSTER REBORN! Come on back.....FLAME WINGMAN! Next up is my Miracle Fusion! This will combine my Flame Wingman with the Sparkman in my card Graveyard to summon SHINING FLARE WINGMAN! Did I mention he's got a superpower, too? He gains 300 points for each Elemental Hero in my Graveyard! I count 6! (Note: He was forced to send 3 Heroes to the Grave when Yugi played Card Destruction) That means Flare Wingman gains another 1800 points!
ATK: 2500 -> 4300
Twister: Flare Wingman, ATTACK! TAKE OUT HIS TURTLE WITH SOLAR FLARE!
Shining Flare Wingman glows white, blinding Trent and destroying Catapult Turtle.
Twister: By the way, just like Flame Wingman, Flare Wingman also deals damage to you equal to the Attack Points of the monster he just destroyed!
Trent: OH NO!
Trent's LP: 11000
Trent: Well, you've triggered my face-down card! REVENGE SACRIFICE! This allows me to sacrifice the monster you just attacked me with!
Twister: Don't think so! I play DE-FUSION! This splits my Flare Wingman back into Flame Wingman and Sparkman!
Twister: Flame Wingman, strike Trent directly with SKYDIVE SCORCHER! Sparkman, attack with STATIC SHOCKWAVE!
Flame Wingman divebombs Trent with a flame attack while Sparkman shoots lightning from his palms directly at Trent.
Trent's LP: 7300
Twister: That ends my turn!
Yugi: My move! I DRAW! (draws card) First, I'll remove my Buster Blader from the game in order to summon...THE ROCK SPIRIT!
A giant like creature with a long sceptor comes into play on Yugi's side of the field. Though he looks strong, his stats aren't that impressive.
The Rock Spirit:
Yugi: Now I'll sacrifice my Spirit to summon DES VOLTSGALPH!
The Rock Spirit disappears in a flash of light and in its place comes a red and black plated dragon.
Yugi: I'll set this card face-down....and end my turn.
Twister: (thinking) Trent's on to Yugi's trap! That move was too obvious! (back to reality) (clears throat) It'll never work! YUGI! YUGI!
Sam: What's with Twister? He's acting all freaky.
Clio: I think maybe a bumble bee flew down his pants, Sam.
Otto: NO! He's trying to warn Yugi of something! See, Yugi played a weaker monster then threw a card face-down, which is a pretty obvious move. He wants Trent to attack him.
Joey: That doesn't sound like something Yugi would do.
Trent: Prepare to lose! (draws card) You look nervous. First thing's first, I'll clear the field of your face-down card. Sorry, but take this! HEAVY STORM! This will rid the field of all your Spell and Trap Cards!
Twister: NO! MY SKYSCRAPER! AND MY HERO SPIRIT!
Yugi's face down card is revealed to be his favorite Trap Card, Mirror Force.
Trent: I should've guessed you'd play your Mirror Force card, Yugi. With that out of the way, I'm free to do this! Activate COST DOWN! By discarding a card in my hand, the levels of all of my monsters in my hand decrease by 2! Therefore, no sacrifices are needed to Summon MACHINE KING! This menace gains 100 points for every Machine in play, including himself!
Trent: Machine King, dismantle Yugi's Des Voltsgalph!
Machine King fires a red beam from its chestplate at Yugi's Des Voltsgalph. However, Yugi's smile never faded.
Yugi: Thank you! You've fallen for my real trap!
Trent: WHAT TRAP? You have no more Traps left in play!
Yugi: You're obviously unaware of Des Voltsgalph's special ability, so allow me to explain. When you played your Spell Card, you increased Des Voltsgalph's attack power by 200 points! DES VOLTSGALPH, TAKE DOWN HIS MACHINE KING!
Des Voltsgalph counters with a fire attack. The blue flames from Des Voltsgalph's mouth easily overpowers Machine King's attack and destroys the mechanical menace.
Trent's LP: 7200
Yugi: And my monster has another ability! When it destroys one of your monsters in battle, you lose 500 Life Points!
Trent's LP: 6700
Trent: I'm not impressed. 500 points is nothing! I still have plenty of Life Points left.
Otto: I GET IT NOW! Yugi just tricked Trent into attacking him instead of attacking Twister! Neither of Twister's Elemental Heroes would've withstood the attack of Machine King and Twister would've taken some serious damage, both in monsters and in Life Points.
Clio: So that's why Yugi set such an obvious trap!
Otto: Trent was sidetracked, so he forgot Twister!
Twister: Alright, you Aussie creep! You're outta luck, because it looks like you're fresh outta monsters, leaving your Life Points wide open! Here goes! (draws card) Flame Wingman, Sparkman....DOUBLE ATTACK!
Flame Wingman and Sparkman charge in to attack Trent directly when....
Trent: From my Hand, I play my Kuriboh's special ability! This allows Kuriboh to take the hit instead of me!
Twister: I'll wrap things up by placing this card face-down! Your move, Yugi!
Yugi: And I know what I must do. Sorry, Otto....but I must attack directly.
Otto: Do what you gotta do, Yugi.
Yugi: DES VOLTSGALPH, ATTACK HIS LIFE POINTS DIRECTLY!
Des Voltsgalph launches a stream of fire from his gaping mouth, nailing Trent in his chest.
Trent's LP: 4500
Yugi: Now I'll summon Big Shield Gardna in Defense Mode!
Big Shield Gardna:
Yugi: That ends my turn.
Trent: I'll draw! (draws card)
Twister: NOT QUITE! You triggered my Trap! Meet DROP-OFF! It sends the card you just drew to the Graveyard!
Trent: NO! That means my Gravity Bind gets sent straight to the Graveyard! Now, I play the Spell Card POT OF GREED. This allows me to draw 2 new cards.
Yugi: You just played a Spell Card which triggers my Voltsgalph's special ability! So it gains 200 points! (Des Voltsgalph: 2200 -> 2400 ATK)
Trent: Is that so? Well, it won't be around for much longer anyway! I summon my INJECTION FAIRY LILY!
A fairy dressed as a nurse sitting atop a rocket propelled needle takes the field.
Twister: Looks weak, Trent.
Yugi: Looks can be deceiving, Twister. Attack points don't mean everything.
Trent: I give up 2000 Life Points to increase my Fairy Lily's power!
Fairy Lily: 400 -> 3400 ATK
Trent's LP: 2500
Trent: Fairy Lily, take down Yugi's Des Voltsgalph!
With the 3000 point boost from its ability, Fairy Lily easily destroys Yugi's Des Voltsgalph.
Yugi's LP: 7000
Yugi: That maneuver cost you more Life Points than it did me.
Trent: Not exactly, because I'm about to increase mine with the Spell Card SEBEK'S BLESSING!
Twister: What's that card do?
Yugi: It increases Trent's Life Points by the same number of Life Points I just lost.
Trent: And if my math is right, that's an additional 1000 Life Points!
Trent's LP: 3500
Trent: I'll lay this face-down and end my turn.
Twister: My go! DRAW CARD! (draws card) I play BLOCK ATTACK! This switches your monster from Attack to Defense Mode!
Trent: YOU CAN'T!
Twister: I JUST DID! Sparkman, send his monster back to Fairy World! STATIC SHOCKWAVE!
On command, Sparkman launches lightning from his palms at Fairy Lily, destroying it.
Twister: The doctor is out....for good! Flame Wingman, ATTACK TRENT DIRECTLY WITH INFERNAL RAGE!
Flame Wingman flashes his dragon based right hand at Trent and charges its attack. Just as he launches the attack, however....
Trent: REVEAL MAGIC CYLINDER!
Trent: This negates your attack and you take damage equal to your Wingman's Attack Points!
Flame Wingman's attack is caught by the first Cylinder and fired at Twister through the 2nd Magic Cylinder, sending him across Victory Lane.
Twister's LP: 3200
Twister: That's all for me.
Yugi: My turn! (draws card) It's about time someone put you in your place....and I have just the card to do it in my hand. I sacrifice my Gardna to summon DARK MAGICIAN GIRL!
Dark Magician Girl:
Yugi: Dark Magician Girl, ATTACK TRENT DIRECTLY!
Dark Magician Girl launches a pink beam of dark magic from her sceptor at Trent which goes right through his chest, leaving him on his knees.
Trent's LP: 1500
Twister: One more attack and he's finished!
Yugi: It's your move.
Trent got back to his feet....chuckling evilly.
Trent: The time has arrived, my friends.....to reap the benefits of my Spell Card.
Twister: What's he talkin' about, Yugi?
Yugi: He's right! It's been 3 turns since he played Altar of Mists. Now he can summon almost any monster he wants!
Trent: You are correct!
Trent picks a card from his deck, looks at it and an evil grin overtakes his face. Then comes a sinister laugh.
Trent: If you were me, you'd laugh too....for in my hands, I hold my most powerful creature! SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR GIRLFRIEND, RODRIGUEZ! You couldn't begin to imagine what monster lurks in my deck!
Yugi: Tell me!
Trent: You'll find out, I'm about to summon it! Thanks to Altar of Mists, I'm allowed to add any Ritual Spell Card I want from my deck! I choose DRAGON REVIVAL RITUAL! This allows me to summon my all-powerful FIVE-HEADED DRAGON!
Yugi: That's not true!
Trent: Very perceptive, Yugi. I must also have 5 monsters in my hand, deck or Graveyard with a different attribute. Now, from my Graveyard, I remove from play Nightmare Penguin (WIND), Jinzo (DARK), Fairy Lily (LIGHT), Machine King (EARTH) and Legendary Fisherman (WATER)! My 5 monsters, I command you all to join together to create a monster of unparalleled strength and supreme power! Behold the ultimate monster, my FIVE-HEADED DRAGON!
Clio: NO WAY! 5000 Attack Points?
Sam: How are Twister and Yugi gonna get over that?
Otto: Really, Sam? Twister's dueling alongside the King of Games himself! There's no possible way he can lose!
Trent: I forgot to mention that my Dragon destroys every one of your Spell, Trap and Monster Cards as soon as it's summoned.
All 5 of the dragon's mouths open, unleashing a gust of wind, destroying all cards that Yugi and Twister have played on the field.
Trent: FIVE-HEADED DRAGON, ATTACK YUGI DIRECTLY!
Five Headed Dragon launches 5 streams of fire at Yugi, each converging and slamming him right on his Duel Disk
Yugi's LP: 2000
Trent: Seems to me your chances of victory have just gotten slimmer! To make sure no one interferes with my plan, I'll throw this card face-down and end my turn. Good luck, gentlemen. Use your last turn wisely.
Twister: My draw! (draws card) I activate BRAIN CONTROL!
Trent: NO! THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!
Twister: By giving up 800 points, I can take control of your Dragon!
Five-Headed Dragon disappears from Trent's side of the field and reappears on Twister's end.
Twister's LP: 2400
Twister: Dragon....ATTACK! WIPE OUT TRENT'S LIFE POINTS AND END THIS DUEL!
Five-Headed Dragon launches its attack, pummeling Trent with 5 streams of fire. Twister and Yugi think the duel has ended in their victory....but Trent has other plans.
Sam: That's it! The duel's done!
Otto: WAY TO GO, TWIST!
Twister: And that brings your Life Points to 0! We win!
Trent: That's funny, I don't feel like a loser.
Trent's LP: 750
Yugi: HIS LIFE POINTS DIDN'T DROP TO ZERO!
Twister: Explain yourself!
Trent: Did you forget about my face down card? It's called A Deal With Dark Ruler.
Yugi: I SHOULD'VE KNOWN!
Trent: This Trap Card prevented me from taking any damage when you attacked me. All I had to do was give up half my Life Points. It also allows me to summon Berserk Dragon to the field!
Trent: So much for your big plan!
Twister: My turn's not done yet! I sacrifice the Dragon I took from you to summon NECROSHADE!
Twister: I'll throw this card face-down and end my turn.
Yugi: Back to me! Here goes! (Draws card)
Twister: Hold on, Yugi! ACTIVATE RING OF DESTRUCTION! This will destroy Necroshade and we'll all take damage equal to its Attack Points!
Trent: But that means....
Twister: YOU LOSE! Ring of Destruction....DESTROY NECROSHADE!
On Twister's command, Ring of Destruction exploded, destroying Necroshade and leaving a cloud of smoke in its wake....also flinging Trent across Victory Lane and leaving him lying flat on the ground, defeated.
Yugi's LP: 400
Twister's LP: 800
Trent's LP: 0
Yugi: There go the rest of your Life Points! That means you lose the duel! So return Reggie at once and run back to New Zealand! We've all had enough of you! It's been a pleasure doing business with you, Trent.
Trent: I may be an evil jerk....but I am a man of my word. You and Yugi defeated me fair and square. I shall untie Reggie.
Reggie is soon untied, released from her imprisonment. She runs up to Twister and kisses him hard on the lips.
Reggie: TWISTER! (kisses him) I thought I'd never see you again!
Twister: You know I'd never let anything happen to you, Rocket Girl. Besides, I had the King of Games on my team! No way I could've lost against Trent!
Reggie: Speaking of which....where did that jerkwad run off to?
Trent: (voice) You haven't seen the last of me, Team Rocket! I'll be back!
Otto: Something tells me we're in for much worse from that hobknocker.
Joey: Not to be rude or anything, Otto....but what's a hobknocker?
Otto than whispers the definition of a hobknocker in Joey's ear.
Joey: That's just plain gross!
Reggie: It's also illegal.
Otto: Alright, alright...let's get out of here. Raymundo's waiting for us over at the Shore Shack!
While Otto and co. head over to the Shore Shack, some trouble brews 2,000 miles above Earth. That trouble coming from a squid-faced metallic borg known as Emperor Mavro.
Emperor Mavro: Attention all Armada forces across the galaxy! Terminate your missions immediately and set a course for Earth, for tomorrow....THE REAL INVASION BEGINS! Our target: HOMESTEAD-MIAMI SPEEDWAY! The Rangers better enjoy their raceday tomorrow....for it'll be THEIR LAST!
Uh-oh! Some trouble awaits us after Homestead! First thing's first, we got a champion to crown in the Ford EcoBoost 400! STAY TUNED!
Final Author's Notes:
The duel was based off of the 'Merger of the Big Five' 3 part duel from the original 'Yu-Gi-Oh!', except for the fact that Twister is taking the place of Joey Wheeler, they're using the official game rules and he's using Jaden Yuki's Elemental Hero Deck (with some minor adjustments).
Also, Reggie was indeed bound and gagged by Trent, who used chloroform to subdue her. Don't know why I decided to do that, I just always wanted to have a couple in a hostage situation where one has to save the other.
As I said, stay tuned for the crowning of a champion in the Ford EcoBoost 400!