Cartoon SPORTS JEOPARDY! Episode 4

Okay, I've been away from this series for far too long. Time to get back to my Cartoon 'Sports Jeopardy!' series! This time....you guessed it! It's gonna be a 'Phineas and Ferb' tribute! The characters behind the 104 days of summer vacation we know and love have invaded the man-cave of 'Sports Jeopardy!' for the ultimate sports quiz show! IT'S GAME TIME!

(Rock & Roll Jeopardy! theme)

Kelly Miyahara: It's game time and this is....SPORTS JEOPARDY! Introducing our host....DAN PATRICK!

Dan Patrick: Thank you, Kelly! Welcome! Welcome to 'Sports Jeopardy!' Now, if the 3 people you see here before me look familiar to you....you've probably seen the Disney series 'Phineas and Ferb'. We've brought 3 characters from 'Phineas and Ferb' on the show today to celebrate their show's 8 year run on Disney Channel and Disney XD. Who knows? We might see one of them at the end of the season for our $100,000 tournament! Kelly, let's meet our players!

Kelly Miyahara: Alright, Dan! Here's today's starting lineup! They're all from Danville, Washington. First, we have one of the men behind the 104 days of summer vacation, let's Carpe Diem for PHINEAS FLYNN! She's the bust-obsessed, boy-crazy sister of everyone's favorite brothers! Get B-U-S-T-E-D up, here's CANDACE FLYNN! He may be blonde, but don't you dare call this dude dumb! Welcome JEREMY JOHNSON! Game on, Dan!

Dan Patrick: Point values range from 250-1000 in this round. Let's take a look at the categories:


250 250 250 250 250 250
500 500 500 500 500 500
750 750 750 750 750 750
1000 1000 1000 1000 1000 1000

COLLEGE SPORTS
PRO WRESTLER FINISHING MOVES
NBA NO. 1 DRAFT PICKS
BERMAN PLAYER NICKNAMES
US OPEN WINNERS
DAMN FUNNY YANKEES


Dan: Jeremy, you start.

Jeremy: US Open Winners for 250.


2015: THIS MAN POCKETED NEARLY $2,000,000 AFTER HIS TRIUMPH AT CHAMBERS BAY


(Jeremy rings in)


Dan: Jeremy?

Jeremy: Who is Spieth?

Dan Patrick: Jordan Spieth. Pick again.

Jeremy: US Open Winners, 500.


1994 & 1997: THIS SOUTH AFRICAN


(Jeremy rings in)

Dan: Jeremy?

Jeremy: Who is Ernie Els?

Dan Patrick: Correct.

Jeremy: US Open Winners for 750.


2014: THIS WOMAN CLAIMED HER 18TH MAJOR SINGLES TITLE


(Candace rings in)

Dan: Candace?

Candace: Who is Serena Williams?

Dan Patrick: Correct.

Candace: And finish the category.


2013: THIS 'KING OF CLAY' EMERGED VICTORIOUS FOR THE 2ND TIME....IN HIS 3RD APPEARANCE IN THE US OPEN MEN'S FINAL.


(Phineas rings in)

Dan: Phineas?

Phineas: Who is Nadal?

Dan Patrick: Rafael Nadal. Very good, Phineas. You're in the lead, you make the next selection.

Phineas: NBA Number 1 Draft Picks for 250.


2014: THIS KANSAS GUARD SELECTED BY THE CAVALIERS, ONLY TO BE TRADED TO MINNESOTA IN EXCHANGE FOR KEVIN LOVE


(Phineas rings in)


Dan: Phineas?

Phineas: Who is Andrew Wiggins?

Dan Patrick: Correct.

Phineas: NBA Draft Picks for 500.


COMING OUT OF LSU IN 1992, SHAQUILLE O' NEAL WAS PICKED FIRST BY THIS TEAM


(Phineas rings in)

Dan: Phineas?

Phineas: Who are the Orlando Magic?

Dan Patrick: Correct again.

Phineas: Let's go to Damn Funny Yankees for 250.


THIS "SCOOTER" IN THE BOOTH IN 1978, ON THE PASSING OF POPE PAUL VI: "WELL, THAT KIND OF PUTS THE DAMPER ON EVEN A YANKEE WIN".


(Jeremy rings in)


Dan: Jeremy?

Jeremy: Who is Rizzuto?

Dan Patrick: Phil Rizzuto.

Jeremy: NBA for 750.


THE CLIPPERS GOT THIS GUY OUT OF OKLAHOMA WITH THE NO. 1 PICK IN 2009


(Phineas rings in)


Dan: Phineas?

Phineas: Who is Blake Griffin?

Dan Patrick: Correct.

Phineas: Finish the category.


(Daily Double cue)

DAILY DOUBLE


Dan Patrick: The lone Daily Double of the round. You have 2000 points, Phineas. You can risk any or all of that score.

Phineas: I'll bet it all.

Dan Patrick: For 4,000 points if you are correct, here's the clue:


THIS 2002 NO. 1 PICK BY HOUSTON DIDN'T ATTEND A US COLLEGE


Phineas: Who is Yao Ming?

Dan Patrick: You just doubled up! Pick again.

Phineas: Damn Funny Yankees for 500.


AMONG HIS MANY ATTRIBUTED QUOTES: "SO I'M UGLY.....I NEVER SAW ANYONE HIT WITH HIS FACE" AND "WE MADE TOO MANY WRONG MISTAKES"


(Jeremy rings in)


Dan: Jeremy?

Jeremy: Who is Yogi Berra?

Dan Patrick: That's right.

Jeremy: Yankees for 750.


THIS "QUICK" CENTER FIELDER ON TEAMMATE REGGIE JACKSON'S CLAIM OF A 160 IQ: "OUT OF WHAT, A THOUSAND?"


(Candace rings in)


Dan: Candace?

Candace: Who is Mickey Rivers?

Dan Patrick: That's right.

Candace: Finish the category, please.


AFTER THE YANKS SIGNED GOOSE GOSSAGE, CRAIG NETTLES SAID THIS LEFTY RELIEVER WENT "FROM CY YOUNG TO SAYONARA"


(Jeremy rings in)


Dan: Jeremy?

Jeremy: Who is Sparky Lyles?

Dan Patrick: Yes, yes! Well done! We'll take a break, off to a good start so far. You're watching SPORTS JEOPARDY!


(Rock & Roll Jeopardy! theme)


(return from commercial)


Dan Patrick: First contestant we introduced was Phineas Flynn. Phineas, you create the craziest contraptions we've ever seen.

Phineas: Well....me and Ferb create the craziest stuff you've ever seen. Just trying to make the most of every day.

Dan Patrick: Where would 'appearing on Jeopardy!' rank on your list of things you've done this summer?

Phineas: Dan, this has got to be one of the greatest days of my young life. Thanks for having me on.

Dan: Good luck, Phineas. Next to you, we have your sister, Candace Flynn. Candace, you were introduced to us as the bust-obssessed, boy-crazy teenage sister to Phineas and Ferb.

Candace: Dan, you and I both know that if I did half the stuff Phineas and Ferb did, I'd be in deep trouble! That's why I try and bust them!

Dan Patrick: Doesn't it bother you that your brothers' creations disappear everyday?

Candace: You have no idea, Dan.

Dan Patrick: Good luck to you, Candace. Thanks for coming on the show. Jeremy Johnson.....Kelly introduced you as blonde, but far from dumb. I can safely assume you're a student.

Jeremy: I am. I'm a junior at Danville High and I currently have a 4.0 GPA.

Dan Patrick: YOWZAH! Candace, is he your boyfriend?

Candace: He is.

Dan Patrick: You've got quite a catch, Candace.

Candace: I know, DP.

Dan Patrick: Let's get back to the game. Jeremy, you were the last correct questioner. You make the next selection.

Jeremy: Berman Player Nicknames for 250.


"SAY IT AIN'T": THIS CUB


(Candace rings in)

Dan: Candace?

Candace: Who is Sosa?

Dan Patrick: Sammy Sosa. Select again, Candace.

Candace: Nicknames for 500.


"BAD MOON": THIS ATLANTA WIDE RECEIVER


(Phineas rings in)

Dan: Phineas?

Phineas: Who is Andre Risen?

Dan Patrick: Right.

Phineas: Nicknames for 750.


"EAT, DRINK AND BE": THIS ORIOLE FIRST BASEMAN


(Candace rings in)


Dan: Candace?

Candace: Who is Eddie Murray?

Dan Patrick: Yep.

Candace: Finish the category.


"MY FAVORITE": THIS JETS AND PATRIOTS YARDAGE MACHINE


(Phineas rings in)


Dan: Phineas?

Phineas: Who is Curtis Martin?

Dan Patrick: Correct.

Phineas: College Sports for 250, please.


IN 2014, AN 8TH INNING HOMER BY JOHN NORWOOD PROPELLED THIS U.'S COMMODORES TO THEIR FIRST COLLEGE WORLD SERIES TITLE


(Phineas rings in)


Dan: Phineas?

Phineas: What is Vanderbilt?

Dan Patrick: Correct.

Phineas: College for 500.


EZEKIEL ELLIOTT OF THIS SCHOOL'S BUCKEYES LED HIS TEAM TO THE 2015 NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP WITH A 246 YARD, 4 TOUCHDOWN RUSHING DISPLAY AGAINST THE OREGON DUCKS


(Phineas rings in)


Dan: Phineas?

Phineas: What is Ohio State?

Dan Patrick: Correct.

Phineas: College Sports for 750


IN 1992, THIS MULTI-TIME NBA ALL-STAR THREW A HAIL MARY PASS TO FELLOW BLUE DEVIL CHRISTIAN LAETTNER, SETTING UP A LAST SECOND SHOT TO SEND DUKE TO THE FINAL FOUR


(Phineas rings in)


Dan: Phineas?

Phineas: Who is Grant Hill?

Dan Patrick: Correct.

Phineas: Finish the category.


IT WAS THIS MAN'S GAME WINNING 3-BALL THAT HELPED VALPARAISO SINK OLE MISS IN THE 1998 NCAA TOURNAMENT


(Phineas rings in)


Dan: Phineas?

Phineas: Who is Bryce Drew?

Dan Patrick: Correct.

Phineas: Pro Wrestler Finishing Moves for 250.


THE "ATOMIC LEG DROP" WAS THE SIGNATURE FINISHER OF THIS 6-TIME WWE CHAMP


(Candace rings in)


Dan: Candace?

Candace: Who is Hulk Hogan?

Dan Patrick: Correct.

Candace: Finishing Moves, 500.


"GROUNDBREAKING" MOVES INCLUDE THE PILEDRIVER AND THIS CONCRETE BREAKER; GOLDBERG ONCE LIFTED A 425-LBer AND DEFEATED HIM WITH IT


(Candace rings in)


Dan: Candace?

Candace: What is jackhammer?

Dan Patrick: Correct.

Candace: Finishing Moves, 750.


THIS LEGEND FINISHED OFF OPPONENTS WITH THE "SUPERFLY SPLASH"


(Candace rings in)


Dan: Candace?

Candace: Who is Snuka?

Dan Patrick: Jimmy 'Superfly' Snuka. And now the last clue....

NUMERICAL NAME FOR THE FINISHING LEG LOCK THAT FORCED COUNTLESS OPPONENTS OF RICK FLAIR TO GIVE UP


(Jeremy rings in)


Dan: Jeremy?

Jeremy: What is the figure four?

Dan Patrick: Yes! That brings us out of the Jeopardy! round. Phineas has 8,000, Candace with 4,000 and Jeremy, you're lagging behind at 3,500. You'll go first in Double Jeopardy! That's coming up after this. You're watching SPORTS JEOPARDY!


(Rock & Roll Jeopardy theme)


(return from commercial)


Kelly Miyahara: Welcome back to SPORTS JEOPARDY! Time for Double Jeopardy! and Jeremy has control of the board! Dan, let's get a look at the categories!


Dan Patrick: Thank you, Kelly. Points are doubled here and there are 2 Daily Doubles lurking in these categories:


500 500 500 500 500 500
1000 1000 1000 1000 1000 1000
1500 1500 1500 1500 1500 1500
2000 2000 2000 2000 2000 2000


OWNERS
HOCKEY WITH LUC ROBITAILLE
HAVE SOME "P"S
DOWNRIGHT NEIGHBORLY TEAMS
HORSE RACING
DAVEY O' BRIEN AWARD WINNERS

Dan Patrick: Jeremy, you kick us off.

Jeremy: Owners for 500.


MICROSOFT BILLIONAIRE PAUL ALLEN OWNS THE SEATTLE SEAHAWKS AND THIS NBA TEAM


(Jeremy rings in)

Dan: Jeremy?

Jeremy: Who are the Portland Trail Blazers?

Dan Patrick: Yes.

Jeremy: Owners for 1000


JAMES DOLAN OWNS THE KNICKS; HIS UNCLE LARRY BOUGHT THIS MLB TEAM IN 1999 FOR $320 MILLION -- JACOBS FIELD NOT INCLUDED


(Jeremy rings in)

Dan: Jeremy?

Jeremy: Who are the Indians?

Dan Patrick: Correct.

Jeremy: Owners, 1500.


THIS NL EAST TEAM IS PART OF TED LERNER'S $4.6 BILLION PORTFOLIO


(Candace rings in)

Dan: Candace?

Candace: Who are the Washington Nationals?

Dan Patrick: Right.

Candace: Finish Owners for 2000.


ROBERT KRAFT OWNS THE PATRIOTS AND THIS MLS FRANCHISE


(Phineas rings in)

Dan: Phineas?

Phineas: Who are the New England Revolution?

Dan Patrick: Correct.

Phineas: Luc Robitaille for 500.

Dan: Here's Luc.


Luc Robitaille: IN 2014, IT WAS ANNOUNCED I'D BE THE 7TH LA SPORTS FIGURE HONORED WITH A STATUE IN STAR PLAZA AT STAPLES CENTER. I'M THE 2ND HOCKEY PLAYER -- THIS GUY WAS FIRST


(Candace rings in)

Dan: Candace?

Candace: Who is Gretzky?

Dan Patrick: Yes.

Candace: Luc Robitaille for 1000.


Luc Robitaille: I HELPED THE KINGS MAKE THEIR FIRST FINAL IN 1993, BUT GOT TO ACTUALLY HOLD THE CUP WITH PAVEL DATSYUK AND STEVE YZERMAN ON THIS TEAM IN 2002


(Jeremy rings in)

Dan: Jeremy?

Jeremy: Who are the Red Wings?

Dan Patrick: Correct.

Jeremy: Luc Robitaille for 1500.


(Daily Double Cue)


VIDEO DAILY DOUBLE


Dan Patrick: It's a Video Daily Double! You have 6,000 points to risk here, 4,000 behind Phineas.

Jeremy: Let's make it a TRUE DAILY DOUBLE.

Dan: For 12,000 points even if you are right. Here's Luc.


Luc Robitaille: I RETIRED AS THE NHL ALL-TIME TOP SCORER AT THIS POSITION THAT GUYS LIKE BOBBY HULL AND FRANK MAHOVLICH PLAYED BEFORE ME


Jeremy: What is Left Wing?

Dan Patrick: You've just taken the lead, Jeremy! Pick again.

Jeremy: Finish the category.


Luc Robitaille: A TROPHY IS NAMED FOR ME IN THIS LEVEL OF HOCKEY IN CANADA, THE TRADITIONAL LAST STOP OF YOUNG PLAYERS BEFORE REACHING THE NHL


(Phineas rings in)

Dan: Phineas?

Phineas: What is junior hockey?

Dan Patrick: Correct.

Phineas: Horse Racing, 500.


A 4-LETTER TERM FOR A FEMALE HORSE OVER 5 YEARS OLD


(Candace rings in)

Dan: Candace?

Candace: What's a mare?

Dan Patrick: Yes.

Candace: Horse Racing, 1000.


THIS MEASUREMENT OF HORSES IS EQUAL TO 4 INCHES


(Candace rings in)

Dan: Candace?

Candace: What's a hand?

Dan Patrick: Good!

Candace: Davey O' Brien for 500.


IN 2009, THE AWARD FOR BEST COLLEGE QB WENT TO THIS LONGHORN, WHO ALSO MANAGED TO RUSH FOR 348 YARDS


(Phineas rings in)

Dan: Phineas?

Phineas: Who is Colt McCoy?

Dan Patrick: Correct.

Phineas: Davey O' Brien for 1000.


1981 SAW THIS BYU HURLER "SHUFFLE" OFF WITH THE TROPHY


(Phineas rings in)

Dan: Phineas?

Phineas: Who is Jim McMahon?

Dan Patrick: Yes.

Phineas: Davey O' Brien for 1500.


TODD BLACKLEDGE AND KERRY COLLINS BOTH BROUGHT PRIDE TO THIS SCHOOL WITH THEIR WINS


(Phineas rings in)

Dan: Phineas?

Phineas: What is Penn State?

Dan Patrick: That's right.

Phineas: Finish the category.


(Daily Double cue)


DAILY DOUBLE


Dan Patrick: 2nd Daily Double of the round. Phineas, you lead Jeremy by 3,000 points. You can risk any or all of your 15,000.

Phineas: I'll bet it all.


BESIDES JAMEIS WINSTON, THE 2 GUYS FROM FSU WHOSE LAST NAMES START WITH "W" THAT FIT THE LIST


Phineas: Who are Ward and Wienke?

Dan Patrick: Phineas has just made this game difficult for Candace and Jeremy! You are now at 30,000, Phineas! Pick again.

Phineas: Downright Neighborly Teams for 500.


TRAVEL 40 MILES FROM BALTIMORE'S M&T BANK STADIUM DOWN I-97 AND US 50 TO REACH THE HOME STADIUM OF THIS NFL TEAM


(Candace rings in)

Dan: Candace?

Candace: Who are the Redskins?

Dan Patrick: Correct.

Candace: Neighborly Teams for 1000.


THERE'S 29 MILES BETWEEN THE HOME ICE OF THE RANGERS AND THE ISLANDERS, BUT JUST 13 BETWEEN THE RANGERS' AND THIS TEAM'S


(Candace rings in)

Dan: Candace?

Candace: Who are the New Jersey Devils?

Dan Patrick: That's right.

Candace: Neighborly Teams for 1500.


BRING YOUR PASSPORT AND TRAVEL NORTH OVER THE BORDER ABOUT 100 MILES FROM THE BUFFALO SABERS' ARENA TO THIS NHL TEAM'S


(Candace rings in)

Dan: Candace?

Candace: Who are the Toronto Maple Leafs?

Dan Patrick: Yes.

Candace: Finish the category.


IT'S ONLY 15 MILES BETWEEN THESE 2 MLB TEAMS: BEFORE THEY MOVED WEST DECADES AGO, IT WAS ABOUT 100


(Candace rings in)

Dan: Candace?

Candace: Who are the Giants and the A's?

Dan Patrick: You've cleared the category! Pick again, Candace.

Candace: Horse Racing, 1500.


A TRIFECTA IS A BET THAT PICKS 3 HORSES IN THE CORRECT ORDER; THIS NEXT TIER BET CHOOSES 4 IN THE SAME FASHION


(Candace rings in)

Dan: Candace?

Candace: What's a superfecta?

Dan Patrick: Correct again.

Candace: Finish the category.


IF THERE'S BEEN AN INFRACTION DURING A RACE, YOU'LL LIKELY SEE A SIGN FLASHING THIS WORD; HOLD YOUR TICKETS


(Candace rings in)

Dan: Candace?

Candace: What is inquiry?

Dan Patrick: Yes, yes.

Candace: Have Some "P"s for 500.


2 WORD TASK OF A HOCKEY TEAM THAT'S A MAN SHORT


(Phineas rings in)

Dan: Phineas?

Phineas: What is penalty kill?

Dan Patrick: Yes.

Phineas: "P"s for 1000.


ONE OF THE FOUR BASIC POSITIONS IN DIVING; WHEN DONE CORRECTLY, THERE SHOULD BE NO GAP


(Phineas rings in)

Dan: Phineas?

Phineas: What is pipe?

Dan Patrick: Yes, indeed.

Phineas: 1500, please.


ON OCTOBER 6, 2001, LENNY HARRIS SURPASSED MANNY MOTA AS THE MLB RECORD HOLDER FOR THESE


(Phineas rings in)

Dan: Phineas?

Phineas: What are pinch hits?

Dan Patrick: Correct.

Phineas: Finish the category.


THE NAME OF THESE ROCK CLIMBING AIDS COMES FROM THE FRENCH FOR 'NAIL'.


(Phineas rings in)

Dan: Phineas?

Phineas: What are pitons?

Dan Patrick: Yes. That brings you to 35,000. Candace has 15,500 and Jeremy is at 12,000 as we head to FINAL SPORTS JEOPARDY! The Final Jeopardy! category is....SPORTS VENUES. Clue in a moment.


(Rock & Roll Jeopardy! theme)


(return from commercial)


Dan Patrick: Final Jeopardy! category is SPORTS VENUES and your clue is....


IN 2012, A FLAGPOLE FROM THIS HISTORIC BALLPARK WAS INSTALLED IN FRONT OF BARCLAYS CENTER


30 seconds, players....good luck.


(Rock & Roll Jeopardy! think music)



Dan Patrick: Pens down, everyone. We start with Jeremy Johnson. 12,000 going into Final. You put down "What is Polo Grounds?" Sorry...that's wrong and it will cost you....Nothing. You remain at 12,000 as we head to Candace Flynn. You put down...."What is I love you, Jeremy Johnson?" That is a no from the judges and it will cost you.....everything. Phineas Flynn could not be caught. He put down...."What Is Ebbets Field?" You are right! You didn't need to risk anything. Did you risk anything? YOU RISKED EVERYTHING! 70,000 POINTS FOR PHINEAS FLYNN! THAT'S GOTTA BE A RECORD! CONGRATULATIONS! We'll see you in the tournament! Thanks to everyone who worked tirelessly over the past 8 years to make 'Phineas and Ferb' a reality! I'm Dan Patrick, we'll see you next time here on SPORTS JEOPARDY!


SPORTS JEOPARDY!

Host
Dan Patrick

Announcer
Kelly Miyahara

Voices
Phineas Flynn - Vincent Martella
Candace Flynn - Ashley Tisdale
Jeremy Johnson - Mitchell Musso

Executive Producer
Harry Friedman

Supervising Producer
Lisa Broffman
Rocky Schmidt

Director
Kevin McCarthy

Writers
Harry Friedman
John Duarte
Mark Gaberman
Michele Loud
Billy Wisse
Steve Tamerius
Jim Rhine
Robert McClenaghan

Music Arranged by
John Hoke
Steve Kaplan

Taped at
Sony Pictures Studios


Portions of the program not affecting the final outcome of the competition have been edited

Contestants must meet eligibility requirements

Copyright 2015 Colton Productions
All Rights Reserved

SPORTS JEOPARDY! is a trademark of Jeopardy Productions, Inc. 


That does it for this special 'Phineas and Ferb' tribute episode of SPORTS JEOPARDY! We got 3 new players next time to try and test their sports knowledge in the Man-Cave of SPORTS JEOPARDY!

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