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The man cave of Sports Jeopardy! is once again about to be invaded.....by a woman. 3 more sports experts are about to descend upon the man cave to try and prove themselves worthy of the title SPORTS JEOPARDY! CHAMPION. This time, our contestants are:

Reggie Rocket (Rocket Power)
Guy Hamdon (SheZow)
Buford Van Stomm (Phineas and Ferb)

ROLL IT!

(Rock & Roll Jeopardy! theme)

Kelly Miyahara: It's game time and this is....SPORTS JEOPARDY! Introducing our host....DAN PATRICK!

Dan Patrick: Thank you, Kelly! Welcome to SPORTS JEOPARDY! For just the 3rd time this season, our man cave has been invaded....by a woman. Not much of a man cave if girls keep on coming in here, is it? Kelly, let's meet our players!

Kelly Miyahara: Dan, here's today's starting lineup! First, she's from Santa Monica, California, but she knows to never count out her Lakers! This rocket is about to blast off! Please welcome REGGIE ROCKET! This Red Sox fan knows Fenway Park inside and out! I wonder if we'll have a category on that today. From Boston, Massachusetts, welcome GUY HAMDON! And from Danville, Washington, he's a bully by vocation but has a soft spot for goldfish and the Seattle Seahawks! Here's BUFORD VAN STOMM! Game on, Dan!


Dan Patrick: Point values range from 250-1000 in this round. Let's take a look at the categories:


250 250 250 250 250 250
500 500 500 500 500 500
750 750 750 750 750 750
1000 1000 1000 1000 1000 1000


BASEBALL NICKNAMES
THE UNITED STATES OF SPORTS
CROWNED
TEAMS OF DESTINY
UFC
TO EJECT OR NOT TO EJECT?


Buford, you start.

Buford: Crowned for 250.


HE WAS FIRST BASEMAN FOR THE ROYALS THE LAST TIME THEY WON THE WORLD SERIES IN 1985.

(Reggie rings in)

Dan Patrick: Reggie?

Reggie: Who is George Brett?

Dan: Correct.

Reggie: To Eject or Not To Eject for 250.

Dan Patrick: I'll breakdown what has happened during the game, you tell me whether it's an ejectable or non-ejectable offense.


DURING A 2014 GAME AGAINST TEXAS A&M, ALABAMA CORNERBACK HA HA CLINTON-DIX RAN IN AND TRIED TO INTERCEPT THE BALL. THE REFS CALLED TARGETING, DO YOU EJECT OR NOT EJECT?


(Reggie rings in)


Dan: Reggie?

Reggie: What is not eject?

Dan Patrick: Correct! The refs overturned that call. Go again.

Reggie: Eject for 500.


IN A 2008 GAME AGAINST CHICAGO, WASHINGTON CAPITALS WINGER ALEX OVECHKIN CAME FROM BEHIND AND SLAMMED BRIAN CAMPBELL INTO THE BOARDS. EJECT OR NOT EJECT?


(Reggie rings in)


Dan: Reggie?

Reggie: What is eject?

Dan Patrick: Yes, that is an ejectable offense in the NHL. Go again.

Reggie: Eject for 750.

Dan: Answer....


(Daily Double cue)

DAILY DOUBLE


Dan Patrick: The only Daily Double in the round and you have 1000 points to invest in this clue.

Reggie: I've waited a long time to say this, Dan. Let's make it a TRUE DAILY DOUBLE!

Dan Patrick: For 2,000, Reggie, here's the clue:


IN A 2013 NATIONALS/PIRATES GAME, 5 TOTAL BATTERS WERE HIT BY PITCHES. EJECT OR NOT EJECT?


Reggie: What is not eject?

Dan Patrick: Correct! No ejections were made! You just doubled up! Pick again!

Reggie: Crowned for 500.


THIS HOME OF THE ROYALS UNDERWENT A MAJOR RENOVATION IN 2012


(Guy rings in)


Dan: Guy?

Guy: What is Kaufman Stadium?

Dan Patrick: And you're on the board!

Guy: Crowned for 750.


THIS ROYALS THIRD BASEMAN WON ROOKIE OF THE YEAR HONORS IN 2011, 4 YEARS BEFORE KC WON THE TITLE


(Buford rings in)


Dan: Buford?

Buford: Who is Gordon?

Dan Patrick: Alex Gordon.

Buford: Finish Crowned for 1000.


ROYALS MANAGER NED YOST WEARS #3 ON HIS JERSEY AS A TRIBUTE TO HIS LONGTIME FRIEND, THIS NASCAR DRIVER WHO WON 7 CHAMPIONSHIPS IN HIS CAREER


(Reggie rings in)


Dan: Reggie?

Reggie: Who is Dale Earnhardt?

Dan Patrick: Yes!

Reggie: Baseball Nicknames for 250.


DR.K


(Guy rings in)


Dan: Guy?

Guy: Who is Dwight Gooden?

Dan Patrick: Right!

Guy: Nicknames, 500.


THE CAPTAIN


(Buford rings in)


Dan: Buford?

Buford: Who is Derek Jeter?

Dan Patrick: Yes!

Buford: Nicknames, 750.


NAILS


(Guy rings in)


Dan: Guy?

Guy: Who is Lenny Dykstra?

Dan Patrick: Yes indeed, Guy!

Guy: Finish the category.


ROCKET MAN


(Reggie rings in)


Dan: Reggie?

Reggie: Who is Roger Clemens?

Dan Patrick: Correct! That brings you to 4,000, Reggie. Buford at 1,000 in 3rd place, Guy in 2nd place with 1,750. We'll be back to talk with our contestants after this! You're watching SPORTS JEOPARDY!

(Rock & Roll Jeopardy! theme)


(return from commercial)


Dan Patrick: First contestant Kelly introduced was Reggie Rocket from Santa Monica, California. Reggie, says here you have your own magazine. Is that right?

Reggie: That's right, Dan. I've had it since I was 11, I just turned 17 and in it, I cover just about everything, including the Dodgers games I go to with my friends and dorky brother.

Dan Patrick: Is Otto out there in the audience right now?

Reggie: He is. He's in the front row with Twister, Sam and Clio.

Dan Patrick: There they are! Reggie, you're doing well so far, up in first place as we come over to Guy Hamdon. Guy, Boston is where you call home. You're a huge Red Sox fan. What was your most memorable sports moment?

Guy: Definitely the 2004 World Series, that was when we finally broke the Curse of the Bambino and swept the St. Louis Cardinals!

Dan Patrick: I'm sure every Red Sox fan can share those memories with you, Guy. Best of luck to you as we move to Buford Van Stomm from Danville, Washington. Kelly said you have a soft spot for goldfish.

Buford: I do. I have a pet goldfish named Biff. He scares me when he swims off, but somehow he always finds his way home. I'm saving up for him to go to that fancy fish school in the Maldives. That $100,000 will go a long way towards Biff's scholarship.

Dan Patrick: Good luck to the 3 of you. Reggie, you had the last correct question, you make the next selection.

Reggie: United States of Sports for 250.


3 NASCAR SPRINT CUP SERIES CHAMPIONS HAVE COME FROM THIS 'GOLDEN' STATE


(Guy rings in)


Dan Patrick: Guy?

Guy: What is California?

Dan: Good!

Guy: United States of Sports, 500.


THERE HAVE BEEN 2 NHL TEAMS THAT PLAYED IN THIS ROCKY MOUNTAIN STATE


(Reggie rings in)


Dan: Reggie?

Reggie: What is Colorado?

Dan Patrick: Correct!

Reggie: United States of Sports, 750.


THERE ARE 23 AMERICAN NHL TEAMS, 4 OF WHICH ARE NEAR THIS STATE


(Reggie rings in)


Dan: Reggie?

Reggie: What is New York?

Dan Patrick: You got it!

Reggie: Finish the category.


THE KANSAS CITY CHIEFS, ROYALS AND SPORTING KANSAS CITY ALL PLAY THEIR HOME GAMES IN THIS STATE


(Reggie rings in)


Dan: Reggie?

Reggie: What is Missouri?

Dan Patrick: Very good, Reggie. Select again.

Reggie: UFC for 250.


THIS THEN-UNDEFEATED UFC CHAMPION STARRED AS A STREET RACER IN 'FURIOUS 7'


(Reggie rings in)


Dan: Reggie?

Reggie: Who is Rhonda Rousey?

Dan Patrick: Correct!

Reggie: UFC, 500.


THIS FORMER 'POWER RANGERS' STAR JUMPED TO THE UFC STAGE IN 2007


(Buford rings in)


Dan: Buford?

Buford: Who is Jason David Frank?

Dan Patrick: Yes!

Buford: UFC, 750.


ALL UFC CHAMPIONSHIP EVENTS HAVE TAKEN PLACE IN THIS NEVADA CITY


(Guy rings in)


Dan: Guy?

Guy: What is Las Vegas?

Dan Patrick: You got it, Guy!

Guy: Finish UFC for 1000.


THIS GEOMETRICAL FIGURE IS THE STAGE FOR ALL UFC FIGHTS


(Guy rings in)


Dan: Guy?

Guy: What is an octagon?

Dan Patrick: Yes! One category left. Where to?

Guy: Teams of Destiny, 250.


LED BY CAPTAIN DAVID WRIGHT WITH PITCHERS JACOB DEGROM, MATT HARVEY AND NOAH SYNDERGAARD, THE 2015 VERSION OF THIS NL EAST TEAM MADE IT ALL THE WAY TO THE WORLD SERIES


(Guy rings in)


Dan: Guy?

Guy: Who are the Mets?

Dan Patrick: Correct!

Guy: Teams of Destiny, 500.


HE WAS THE CAPTAIN OF THE 1986 METS TEAM WHO FOUND THEMSELVES DOWN TO THEIR FINAL STRIKE 4 SEPARATE TIMES BEFORE FINALLY FORCING A GAME 7 AND WINNING THE WORLD SERIES


(Buford rings in)


Dan: Buford?

Buford: Who is Keith Hernandez?

Dan Patrick: Yes! Select again, Buford.

Buford: Teams of Destiny, 750.


IN 2007 AND AGAIN IN 2011, ELI MANNING LED THIS TEAM AGAINST THE PATRIOTS IN THE SUPER BOWL AND WON AS A WILD CARD TEAM


(Reggie rings in)


Dan: Reggie?

Reggie: Who are the New York Giants?

Dan Patrick: Correct, now the last clue:


THE ONLY 8 SEED TO EVER WIN THE STANLEY CUP - THEY DID IT IN 2012


(Reggie rings in)


Dan: Reggie?

Reggie: Who are the Los Angeles Kings?

Dan Patrick: Correct, that brings you to 8,250. Guy is at 4,000 and Buford has 2,000. Buford will select first in Double Sports Jeopardy! That'll be on deck after this, you're watching SPORTS JEOPARDY!


(Rock & Roll Jeopardy theme)


(return from commercial)


Kelly Miyahara: Welcome back to SPORTS JEOPARDY! Time for Double Jeopardy! and Buford has control of the board! Dan, let's get a look at the categories!


Dan Patrick: Thank you, Kelly. Points are doubled here and there are 2 Daily Doubles hiding about in these categories:


500 500 500 500 500 500
1000 1000 1000 1000 1000 1000
1500 1500 1500 1500 1500 1500
2000 2000 2000 2000 2000 2000


THE WORLD CUP
"C"O"O"L" IT (each correct response will begin with either of those letters)
ARENAS OF THE NHL
ENDORSEMENTS
MARCH MADNESS
SPORTS CROSSWORD CLUES "S"


Buford, you start.


Buford: Sports Crossword Clues "S" for 500.


A CLASSIFICATION OF SILVER OR FORMER NASCAR DRIVER MARLIN (8 Letters)


(Buford rings in)


Dan: Buford?

Buford: Who is Sterling Marlin?

Dan Patrick: Correct.

Buford: S for 1000.


JOEY LOGANO'S SPONSOR (5 Letters)


(Buford rings in)


Dan: Buford?

Buford: What is Shell?

Dan Patrick: Yes!

Buford: S for 1500.


MLS TEAM ___________ KANSAS CITY (8 Letters)


(Guy rings in)


Dan: Guy?

Guy: What is Sporting Kansas City?

Dan Patrick: Correct, Guy!

Guy: Finish S for 2000.


WHAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GET CAUGHT DOING IN BASEBALL (8 Letters)


(Guy rings in)


Dan: Guy?

Guy: What is stealing?

Dan Patrick: Correct again. You still have control, make a selection, Guy.

Guy: World Cup for 500.


THE NEXT WORLD CUP WILL BE PLAYED IN 2018 IN THIS FORMER COMMUNIST NATION


(Reggie rings in)


Dan: Reggie?

Reggie: What is Russia?

Dan Patrick: Correct!

Reggie: World Cup for 1000.


Dan: Answer there....


(Daily Double cue)

DAILY DOUBLE


Dan Patrick: The first of the two Daily Doubles in this round! You have 8,750 to invest in this Daily Double, Reggie.

Reggie: I'll wager 1,250, Dan.

Dan: 1,250 only. Here's the clue:


IN THE 1986 WORLD CUP, THIS ARGENTINE STRIKER SCORED A NO-CALL HANDBALL GOAL AGAINST ENGLAND KNOWN AS THE "HAND OF GOD" GOAL


Reggie: Who is Diego Maradona?

Dan Patrick: Correct! Brings you to an even 10,000.

Reggie: World Cup, 1500.


THIS ENGLISH STRIKER HAS WORN BUT ONE NUMBER SINCE HIS WORLD CUP DEBUT WITH THE U15 TEAM IN 2000.


(Guy rings in)


Dan: Guy?

Guy: Who is Wayne Rooney?

Dan Patrick: Correct! Not letting Reggie get away! Select again, Guy.

Guy: Finish World Cup for 2000.


CONTROVERSY SURROUNDED THE 2010 WORLD CUP HELD IN SOUTH AFRICA AND THE 2006 WORLD CUP HELD HERE


(Buford rings in)


Dan: Buford?

Buford: What is Germany?

Dan Patrick: Good! Go again, Buford.

Buford: Arenas of the NHL for 500.

Dan Patrick: I'll name an arena, you tell me who plays there.


PRUDENTIAL CENTER


(Buford rings in)


Dan: Buford?

Buford: Who are the Devils?

Dan Patrick: Yes!

Buford: NHL for 1000.


STAPLES CENTER


(Buford rings in)


Dan: Buford?

Buford: Who are the Kings?

Dan Patrick: Correct!

Buford: NHL for 1500.


AMERICAN AIRLINES CENTER


(Buford rings in)


Dan: Buford?

Buford: Who are the Dallas Stars?

Dan Patrick: Right! Go again, Buford.

Buford: Finish the category.


UNITED CENTER


(Reggie rings in)


Dan: Reggie?

Reggie: Who are the Blackhawks?

Dan Patrick: Correct!

Reggie: March Madness for 500.


THIS CURRENT VALPO COACH SANK A LAST SECOND 3 BALL TO DEFEAT OLE MISS IN 1998


(Reggie rings in)


Dan: Reggie?

Reggie: Who is Bryce Drew?

Dan Patrick: Good!

Reggie: March Madness, 1000.


Dan: Answer....


(Daily Double cue)

DAILY DOUBLE


Dan Patrick: And you've hit all 3 Daily Doubles! How much are you risking this time?

Reggie: I'll make this a TRUE DAILY DOUBLE.

Dan: For 25,000 points if you are right, here's the clue:


IT WAS 26 POINTS AND 10 REBOUNDS FROM THIS CURRENT NEW YORK KNICKS STAR THAT PROPELLED SYRACUSE TO VICTORY IN THE 2003 NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP GAME


Reggie: Who is Carmelo Anthony?

Dan Patrick: You now have 25,000 points, Reggie. Go again.

Reggie: March Madness, 1500.


KYRIE IRVING'S 24 POINTS AND 8 REBOUNDS WEREN'T ENOUGH FOR DUKE AGAINST THIS SCHOOL'S WILDCATS IN THE 2011 REGIONAL SEMIFINAL


(Guy rings in)

Dan: Guy?

Guy: What is Arizona?

Dan Patrick: Correct!

Guy: Finish the category.


IT WAS A 11 SEED, THIS SCHOOL, THAT MADE IT ALL THE WAY TO THE FINAL FOUR FROM THE FIRST FOUR IN 2011


(Buford rings in)


Dan: Buford?

Buford: What is VCU?

Dan Patrick: Good.

Buford: Endorsements for 500.

Dan: I'll name a company, you tell me the athlete they endorse.


NIKE


(Reggie rings in)

Dan: Reggie?

Reggie: Who is Tiger Woods?

Dan Patrick: Correct!

Reggie: Endorsements, 1000.


NAPA AUTO PARTS


(Reggie rings in)

Dan: Reggie?

Reggie: Who is Chase Elliott?

Dan Patrick: Correct again, Reggie.

Reggie: Endorsements, 1500.


ADDIDAS


(Buford rings in)


Dan: Buford?

Buford: Who is James Harden?

Dan Patrick: Yes!

Buford: Finish the category.


GATORADE


(Guy rings in)


Dan: Guy?

Guy: Who is Lebron James?

Dan Patrick: Correct! 1 category left, Guy.

Guy: "C"O"O"L" It for 500.


IN VERT SKATEBOARDING, THIS MANEUVER IS USED TO GET MORE AIR WHEN DOING TRICKS


(Reggie rings in)


Dan: Reggie?

Reggie: What's an ollie?

Dan Patrick: Yes!

Reggie: Cool for 1000.


IN GYMNASTICS, THE JUDGES MAY DEDUCT POINTS IF YOU DON'T STICK THIS


(Guy rings in)

Dan: Guy?

Guy: What is the landing?

Dan Patrick: Got it, Guy!

Guy: Cool for 1500.


THIS KIND OF PASS PLAY GIVES A WIDEOUT A CHOICE BETWEEN TWO ROUTES


(Guy rings in)


Dan: Guy?

Guy: What is option?

Dan Patrick: Good and now the last clue:


IN THIS RUN PLAY, THE RUNNING BACK STARTS UP THE MIDDLE, TAKES A STUDDER STEP TO THE LEFT OR RIGHT, THEN CONTINUES ON HIS ROUTE


(Guy rings in)


Dan: Guy?

Guy: What is Cutback?

Dan Patrick: That's right, brings you to 16,500, Buford at 12,000, Reggie at 26,500. Remember, it's the 15 highest scores of the season that get to come back and play for $100,000. Final Sports Jeopardy! category is.....FAREWELL TO LEGENDS. Clue in a moment.


(Rock & Roll Jeopardy! theme)


(return from commercial)


Dan Patrick: Final Jeopardy! category is FAREWELL TO LEGENDS and your clue to consider is....


THIS LONGTIME YANKEES PUBLIC ADDRESS ANNOUNCER DIED IN JULY OF 2010 AFTER 56 YEARS BEHIND THE MICROPHONE. SHORTLY AFTER HIS DEATH, HE WAS ENSHRINED IN MONUMENT PARK


30 seconds, players. Good luck.


(Sports Jeopardy! think music)


Dan Patrick: We'll start with Buford, 12,000 points going in. What did you put down? You said 'Who is Bob Sheppard?' You're right. How much did you risk? Everything. You double to 24,000 as we come to Guy Hamdon, who had 16,500 going into Final Jeopardy! Guy, did you put down Bob Sheppard? You did. Did you risk a lot? You risked everything. You double to 33,000 as we come to Reggie Rocket. Reggie, you were in the lead at 26,500 going into Final. Do we see Bob Sheppard? We do. Do we have a wager of more than 6,500? 7,500! 34,000 total! All 3 of you with pretty good scores! We hope to see the 3 of you in the tournament later in the season! We'll have 3 new players next time! I'm Dan Patrick, see you next time on SPORTS JEOPARDY!


SPORTS JEOPARDY!

Host
Dan Patrick

Announcer
Kelly Miyahara

Voices
Reggie Rocket - Shayna Fox
Guy Hamdon - Sam Vincent
Buford Van Stomm - Bobby Gaylor

Executive Producer
Harry Friedman

Supervising Producer
Lisa Broffman
Rocky Schmidt

Director
Kevin McCarthy

Writers
Harry Friedman
John Duarte
Mark Gaberman
Michele Loud
Billy Wisse
Steve Tamerius
Jim Rhine
Robert McClenaghan

Music Arranged by
John Hoke
Steve Kaplan

Taped at
Sony Pictures Studios


Portions of the program not affecting the final outcome of the competition have been edited

Contestants must meet eligibility requirements

Copyright 2016 Colton Productions
All Rights Reserved

SPORTS JEOPARDY! is a trademark of Jeopardy Productions, Inc. 


Man, it's been a while since I did this series! So glad to be back! 3 new players in the man-cave next time! See you then!
Another woman is about to invade the man-cave of Sports Jeopardy! as the chase for $100,000 continues!

Today's contestants:

Buford Van Stomm (Phineas and Ferb)
Guy Hamdon (SheZow)
Reggie Rocket (Rocket Power)
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Great fiction right there.