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NASCAR Toon Cup 2013: CAMPING WORLD 301

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We're in the Granite State for round 19 of the 2013 season, the CAMPING WORLD 301! Here's the starting lineup:

1. Hoagie Gilligan (2)
2. Blossom (78)
3. Kim Possible (88)
4. Joey Wheeler (18)
5. Tommy Pickles (24)
6. Dudley Puppy (99)
7. Yugi Moto (11)
8. Abigail Lincoln (5)
9. Eddy (31)
10. Trixie Tang (42)
11. Nigel Uno (1)
12. Timmy Turner (20)
13. Dan Kuso (55)
14. Ed (27)
15. Jeremy Johnson (39)
16. Kick Buttowski (14)
17. Phineas Flynn (43)
18. Edd (29)
19. Vince Lasalle (56)
20. Ashley Armbruster (15)
21. Ferb Fletcher (9)
22. Danny Fenton (16)
23. Rudy Tabootie (17)
24. Sokka (38)
25. Tristan Taylor (22)
26. Spongebob Squarepants (51)
27. Homer Simpson (83)
28. Nikki Wong (13)
29. Katara (34)
30. Arnold Shortman (37)
31. Hank Hill (93)
32. Cindy Vortex (10)
33. Ben Tennyson (47)
34. Manny Rivera (90)
35. Aang (35)
36. Bonnie Rockwaller (21)
37. Jake Long (32)
38. Vanessa Doofenshmirtz (87)
39. Beavis (7)
40. Ash Ketchum (36)
41. Ginger Foutley (09)
42. Brad Carbunkle (30)
43. Randy Cunningham (48) (NOTE: Qualified 2nd but his time was disallowed because his car was found to be too low during post-qualifying inspection)


Race Conditions:

Air Temp.: 79 degrees
Track Temp.: 94 degrees
Weather: Cloudy, 60% chance of rain.
Green Flag Time: 1:19 PM


For the final time in 2013, I'm gonna send it to Adam Alexander, Wally Dallenbach and Kyle Petty in the TNT booth.


(AC/DC - TNT)


Adam Alexander: TNT's 2013 Summer Series comes to a close in the Granite State as we come to you from Loudon, New Hampshire and the New Hampshire Motor Speedway for round 19 of the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series, the CAMPING WORLD 301! Our coverage today is presented by Chevy. Hi again, everyone. With Kyle Petty and Wally Dallenbach, I'm Adam Alexander. Thanks for having us in for the race. Wally, Kyle.....can you believe that it's TNT's final race of 2013?

Wally Dallenbach: I really can't, Adam. Seems like only yesterday we were at Pocono getting ready for Turner Sports 31st season of NASCAR coverage.

Kyle Petty: Wally, before you know it, we'll be in 2014, we'll be back at Pocono for the TNT Summer Series. But first the task at hand here at New Hampshire. We've got 301 laps to run, there is rain in the forecast. Here's hoping we get the full distance in today, Adam.

Adam Alexander: The final round of the Summer Series set to go green from the Magic Mile at New Hampshire. Let's go trackside for the command.


Track Announcer: Race fans, it's time for the most famous words in motorsports! Here to give the command, please welcome host of 'Closing Bell' on CNBC, MARIA BARTIROMO!

Maria Bartiromo: DRIVERS, START YOUR ENGINES!

(43 850 horsepower engines rev up)


Adam Alexander: Now let's take a look at our Camping World starting grid, the front row was supposed to be Hoagie Gilligan and Randy Cunningham but Cunningham's time.....DISALLOWED! His car was found to be too low in post-qualifying inspection. He'll have to drop to the rear of the field and that moved Blossom to the outside front row. Why don't we talk with the Ninja?

Kyle Petty: Randy, it's Kyle Petty in the TNT booth. You got me?



(ON THE RADIO: 48 - Randy Cunningham)

Randy: Got ya, Kyle.

Heidi: What's the deets on the sitch, Petty?


Kyle Petty: What did your girlfriend just say?


Heidi: What's goin' on, Kyle?


Kyle Petty: I'll never understand you teenagers. Anyway, Randy.....you were one of 10 drivers who broke the track record Friday but you had your time disallowed by NASCAR, causing you to have to start shotgun on the field. Any plan to get to the front?


Randy: Kyle, I guarantee I'll be P1 by lap 75.


Kyle Petty: WOAH! A guarantee? I have never heard that in all my years of racing both in the car and in the booth! Well, good luck today, Randy....and Heidi.

Heidi: 10-4, KP!



Adam Alexander: One to go this time, let's take a look at our VISA Race Rundown:

Distance: 301 laps/318.5 miles
Pit Road Speed: 40 MPH
Pit Window: 88-92 laps
To The Rear: 48 - Cunningham (Failed Post-Qualifying Inspection)


Adam Alexander: Pace car peels off to pit row, field now in the hands of Hoagie Gilligan, GREEN FLAG IN THE AIR! WE'RE RACING IN NEW HAMPSHIRE!


Kyle Petty: Right out of the gate, Cunningham starting to make good on his guarantee. He guaranteed that he'd be P1 by lap 75. He's picked up 4 spots in just the first half-lap!

Wally Dallenbach: Saw a little wobble from Blossom in that 78 car. Gilligan's gonna lead lap 1 here, Adam! That's gonna be a big help in his Chase bid.

Adam Alexander: Lap 1 to Hoagie Gilligan, he'll pick up the bonus point for leading. Look a little further back in the field, we see Ben Tennyson, your winner in Sonoma, started 33rd, he's now 24th as he presses Katara for the 23rd spot. Randy Cunningham, the NASCAR Ninja started shotgun on the field, he'll get past Hank Hill for 31st as we complete lap 4 of 301 scheduled. Now there is rain in the forecast. NASCAR rules state that once a race passes the halfway mark, in this case lap 150, it is official. Both races here last year were rain shortened, so that's something to keep in mind as we go forward as we are now 7 laps into the Camping World 301 here at New Hampshire.


(Lap 74 - Caution 1)


Adam Alexander: Debris on the track the cause of our first caution and right before that, actually 4 laps before the yellow at lap 70, Randy Cunningham made good on his guarantee. Let's take a look. Cunningham in the 48, Jeremy Johnson, your Daytona winner, in the 39.

Wally Dallenbach: Not much of a battle for the lead now, was it?

Kyle Petty: No it wasn't, Wally.

Adam Alexander: Cunningham guaranteed that he'd be P1 by lap 75 and he delivered. Pit stops coming up, we start with Matt Yocum.


Matt Yocum: Rookie Rudy Tabootie reports his car is too free on entry. They'll make a wedge adustment, 4 tires and fuel for the 17, he's away! Ralph Sheheen?

Ralph Sheheen: NASCAR Ninja Randy Cunningham also dealing with a free racecar, track bar adjustment for the 48, 4 tires and fuel, Cunningham's away! Chris Neville?

Chris Neville: Polesitter Hoagie Gilligan says his car's like the Challenger....minus the explosions. 4 tires and fuel, no adjustments for the Blue Deuce, Gilligan's down and away and he'll win the race off pit row!


Top 10:

1. Hoagie Gilligan (2)
2. Danny Fenton (16)
3. Phineas Flynn (43)
4. Kick Buttowski (14)
5. Tommy Pickles (24)
6. Kim Possible (88)
7. Timmy Turner (20)
8. Randy Cunningham (48)
9. Nikki Wong (13)
10. Nigel Uno (5)


(RESTART: Lap 82 - 8 caution laps)


Adam Alexander: 82 laps complete here in New Hampshire, GREEN FLAG IS OUT! We have a race for the lead! Hoagie Gilligan, who's dominated this race so far in the Blue Deuce, and Danny Fenton in the 16 for Roush-Fenway Racing! At the line.....FENTON! Fenton by 52 one thousanths of a second!

Kyle Petty: Don't look now, ghost-kid! Here comes the inventor!

Adam Alexander: Phineas Flynn wants to see some action, he's making a charge for the lead! 3 wide as we complete lap 85! Flynn leads that lap! Let's get an inside look at the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series with the NASCAR Mobile '13 app from Sprint.


Biggest Mover of the race: Randy Cunningham (+36)
Fastest Lap of the race: 27.904 - Danny Fenton (Lap 83)
Fastest Pit Time of the race (4 tire stop): 12.6 - Kim Possible (88)


(Lap 154 - Caution 2)


Adam Alexander: Green flag stops well underway here at lap 154, Dudley Puppy is in as is race leader Phineas Flynn, polesitter Hoagie Gilligan is in and so is Randy Cunningham and that will cycle things back around to Danny Fenton. He is back in the lead as we have a car smoking, turn 2!

Wally Dallenbach: It's Brad Carbunkle in the 30!

Adam Alexander: Brad Carbunkle's ZAXBY'S Toyota for Swan Racing goes up in smoke, that brings out the yellow for only the 2nd time today at lap 155 of the 301 scheduled for today at New Hampshire. We'll take a commercial break and be right back with you for the restart here on TNT!


(AC/DC - TNT)


(commercial break)



(RESTART: Lap 165 - 11 caution laps)


Adam Alexander: Just past halfway here in New Hampshire, 165 laps complete this time by. GREEN FLAG'S OUT! Let's give those surround sound systems a workout as we get the SOUNDS OF NASCAR!


(Sounds of NASCAR graphic)



(Lap 238 - Caution 3)


Adam Alexander: SPIN IN TURN 3!

Kyle Petty: It's Trixie Tang in the 42, guys!


(42 Team Communications)


Veronica: Any damage on that car, Trixie?

Trixie: No, I kept it off the wall. I'm good to go to the finish.

Veronica: 10-4, bring it in anyway.

Trixie: Copy.


Adam Alexander: It's only our 3rd caution of the race and it comes with 63 laps remaining in the Camping World 301 here at New Hampshire. These drivers were last on pit row at lap 220. Larry, what are you seeing?

Larry Mac: Adam, as you said, they were last on pit road at lap 220, that's 91 laps to go. The pit window is 88-92 laps here. Most might need at least another stop, depending on how the cautions fall. Historically, New Hampshire isn't a very good fuel mileage track. It's gonna be about how the cautions fall and when they'll fall.



(RESTART: Lap 248 - 10 caution laps)

Adam Alexander: 248 laps down, 53 to go, GREEN FLAG IN THE AIR.....SPIN IN THE FRONTSTRETCH! 21 SPINNING IN THE FRONTSTRETCH! Caution out for the 4th time at lap 248, 53 laps to go here at New Hampshire. You see Bonnie Rockwaller turning around to get to her pit stall and this could be the caution that our leaders were looking for!


(RESTART: Lap 254 - 6 caution laps)


Adam Alexander: Let's try this again, 47 laps to go this time around, GREEN FLAG FLIES! Let's get the SOUNDS OF NASCAR one more time!


(SOUNDS OF NASCAR graphic)



(Lap 296 - Caution 5)


Adam Alexander: And how about this? 5 laps to go and there's debris in turn 4! It's our 5th caution of the race and it'll force at least one green-white-checker finish here in New Hampshire.


(RESTART: Lap 304 - 8 caution laps)


Adam Alexander: We'll get up to 3 attempts at a green-white-checker finish. If the caution flag flies before the white flag, we try again. If the leader takes the white flag, the next flag, yellow or checkered, ends the race. GREEN FLAG, 2 LAPS TO GO!

Wally Dallenbach: Kick Buttowski in that 14 car tried to time the start there, Adam. Watch him get a run on that 2 car, Hoagie Gilligan. Not so sure if he'll pass him this time.

Adam Alexander: If you've got something, now's the time to show it! WHITE FLAG IN THE AIR! ONE MORE LAP TO GO IN NEW HAMPSHIRE! THEY'RE STILL SIDE BY SIDE FOR THE LEAD IN TURN 2! A BANZAI MOVE BY BUTTOWSKI IN THE 14! HE'LL SNAG THE LEAD IN THE BACKSTRETCH!

Kyle Petty: Gilligan's gonna try the crossover on Buttowski!

Adam Alexander: They touch once, twice, at the line.....HOAGIE GILLIGAN WINS AT NEW HAMPSHIRE!


(2 Team Communications)


Hoagie: Wally, did we just win our first race of 2013?

Wally: We did, bro. Nicely done, mate!

Hoagie: Good job, guys! Good job!


(after the burnout)


Matt Yocum: Hoagie, it's been a year of frustration on all sides for you. Haven't won since Talladega in May of last year. What's it like to get that first win of 2013?

Hoagie: Makes getting into the Chase that much easier, Matt. We had a great Miller Lite Ford Fusion today, led 178 laps, got max points. That's what we need to do these next 7 races. Get as many points as we can and win races. We're goin' to Indy in 2 weeks. That track hasn't been good to me, but you never know. I might just surprise you.

Matt Yocum: Hoagie Gilligan stages a dominating performance to win at New Hampshire.


That wraps up the Camping World 301! Here's how they finished:


1. Hoagie Gilligan (2)
2. Kick Buttowski (14)
3. Phineas Flynn (43)
4. Tommy Pickles (24)
5. Nigel Uno (1)
6. Kim Possible (88)
7. Randy Cunningham (48)
8. Trixie Tang (42)
9. Jeremy Johnson (39)
10. Danny Fenton (16)
11. Dudley Puppy (99)
12. Abigail Lincoln (5)
13. Timmy Turner (20)
14. Edd (29)
15. Yugi Moto (11)
16. Tristan Taylor (22)
17. Joey Wheeler (18)
18. Rudy Tabootie (17)
19. Ed (27)
20. Eddy (31)
21. Nikki Wong (13)
22. Arnold Shortman (37)
23. Dan Kuso (55)
24. Vince Lasalle (56)
25. Ashley Armbruster (15)
26. Ferb Fletcher (9)
27. Ash Ketchum (36)
28. Cindy Vortex (10)
29. Ben Tennyson (47) (1 lap down)
30. Blossom (78) (1 lap down)
31. Spongebob Squarepants (51) (1 lap down)
32. Brad Carbunkle (30) (DNF: Engine)
33. Bonnie Rockwaller (21) (2 laps down)
34. Homer Simpson (83) (DNF: Electrical)
35. Jake Long (32) (DNF: Engine)
36. Sokka (38) (DNF: Engine)
37. Hank Hill (93) (5 laps down)
38. Beavis (7) (7 laps down)
39. Vanessa Doofenshmirtz (87) (DNF: Engine)
40. Katara (34) (DNF: Drive Train)
41. Ginger Foutley (09) (DNF: Electrical)
42. Aang (35) (DNF: Engine)
43. Manny Rivera (90) (DNF: Vibration)


Points (through 19 of 36 races) (7 races until Chase):


1. Phineas Flynn - 757 points
2. Randy Cunningham - 756 points
3. Tommy Pickles - 752 points
4. Kim Possible - 696 points
5. Nigel Uno - 659 points
6. Kick Buttowski - 629 points
7. Trixie Tang - 619 points
8. Edd - 594 points
9. Danny Fenton - 591 points
10. Timmy Turner - 589 points
11. Jeremy Johnson - 589 points
12. Hoagie Gilligan - 586 points
13. Dudley Puppy - 583 points
14. Abigail Lincoln - 579 points
15. Ashley Armbruster - 574 points
16. Vince Lasalle - 536 points
17. Yugi Moto - 535 points
18. Joey Wheeler - 509 points
19. Cindy Vortex - 464 points
20. Nikki Wong - 442 points
21. Rudy Tabootie - 424 points
22. Ferb Fletcher - 420 points
23. Eddy - 404 points
24. Dan Kuso - 401 points
25. Ed - 394 points
26. Arnold Shortman - 373 points
27. Ben Tennyson - 368 points
28. Tristan Taylor - 368 points
29. Ash Ketchum - 317 points
30. Hank Hill - 290 points
31. Bonnie Rockwaller - 256 points
32. Homer Simpson - 247 points
33. Blossom - 236 points
34. Brad Carbunkle - 207 points
35. Sokka - 205 points
36. Katara - 199 points
37. Beavis - 189 points
38. Vanessa Doofenshmirtz - 188 points
39. Spongebob Squarepants - 179 points
40. Jake Long - 177 points
41. Aang - 163 points
42. Manny Rivera - 94 points
43. Ginger Foutley - 78 points


Next Race: BRICKYARD 400

SEE YOU IN INDY!
TNT's Summer Series for 2013 concludes at the Magic Mile, NEW HAMPSHIRE MOTOR SPEEDWAY!
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DarthWill3's avatar
Good to know that Randy made a guarantee, for once.

So far, no accidents. :wow:

What? No kiss from Abby? :?

So when do we see more of Ash and May?